the human brain is huge
thank god
but why did it get so big
one theory is this:
its cooling of the blood
was needful on the sundrenched savannah
whence we came of age
our powerful cognition, by this reasoning,
is merely a happy accident
of course it became our ticket to ride
nay to rule
another theory i have come across
is that intellect
and suffering
positively correlate
which is to say that the smarter one is
the more sorts and severity of pain
one feels
in considering this second theory
i think of morality
and empathy
of the pain we feel perceiving injustice
and of how we process others’ pain
and then my brain – big bag of cooling blood that it is – it says
that’s why when it hurts
we say it smarts
which is nonsense
a third theory (and i hasten to disclaim
that all three are dubious hearsay):
i’ve heard it said that the brain is the only organ
which named itself
Wow. I didn’t know that about the brain. But that ending though. Brilliant.
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That ticket to dominate comes at a high price… maybe that’s you have to be a psychopath to rule
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Oh, very clever! Our ticket to rule, indeed.
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Self-naming is a fine thing. I think more should do it.
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Oh wow, there is so much to think about here (no pun intended, lol.) Weighty matters and a delight to read and ponder. I especially love the closing lines.
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Such a brilliant closing to this! Powerfully written.
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This is excellent and witty!
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