What you want? What you neeed?
You don’t know? Well, I’ll tell you.
The thing is the means, and it depends on the ends.
If your strategy is to soothe, try a nice wind chime.
If your design is to groove, then the thing for you
Is vinyl.
And that’s final.
Oh, I know there’s a plethora of ways out there
To listen to a song.
But there’s only one way that truly creates the groove:
Wax, man, wax.
All other means to the end are null and void.
I’m gonna put this down for you another time.
Do try to sponge it up.
If the groove is what you want, reeal records
Are what you need.

Written to the Sunday Whirl