Mr. Monkey

short-snouted
bipedal
primate

but

tool-using
language-abusing
crop- and critter- and
human-husbanding
moral animal
fasion-sensing
processing sensory input
filters and sorts
last in first out
architecture of values
characteristically of land mammals, dolphins, whales,
emotional
fragile yet ultimately resillient
personality brandishing
mad apt pupil
adaptable to circumstances
prone to tomfoolery
in the order of lifeforms, top of the heap

(you ever see any other being smoking a cigarette?)