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I miss the old one. How do you re-enable it? Somebody show me the rocks here.

Never heard the one about ‘show me the rocks’?

A priest, a rabbi, and a pastor go fishing.

Pretty soon (for whatever reason), all three of them have to pee. But they’re in a boat.

Priest: O Lort give me the power to walk across the waters!

[Priest hops out of the boat and bunny hops over to the shore to find a tree]

Rabbi: O lort give me the power to walk across the waters!

[Rabbi does the same]

Pastor…

[SPLASH]

Rabbi to priest: You think we should show him the rocks?

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